Because Mean Girls + All Time Low is a win.
Just quotes from Mean Girls attached to All Time Low photos. Some quotes are edited to fit better to the picture.
JACK: I saw Zack Merrick wearing a white Jac Vanek “Legit” Bracelet, so I bought a white Jac Vanek “Legit Bracelet”
ALEX: That Zack guy is hot… he might even be hotter than Jack Barakat.
MATT: I hear Zack Merrick is dating Rian Dawson again. The two were seen canoodling at Jack Barakat’s halloween party… they’ve been inseparable ever since.
![JACK: [To the crowd] Okay, yeah. I’ve got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a bassist. And I convinced him that it would be fun to mess up Rian Dawson’s life. So I had him pretend to be friends with Rian, and then he would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Rian said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make him gain weight, and then we turned his best friends against him. And then… Oh yeah, Zack - you know my friend Zack? He made out with his girlfriend, and we convinced her to break up with him. Oh, God, and we gave him foot cream instead of face wash.[To Rian]JACK: God! I am so sorry Rian. Really, I don’t know why I did this. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big gay crush on you! Suck on THAT! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
(photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ohmyjoejonas94/)](http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpaxjkQnDU1qzy5x3o1_400.png)
JACK: [To the crowd] Okay, yeah. I’ve got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a bassist. And I convinced him that it would be fun to mess up Rian Dawson’s life. So I had him pretend to be friends with Rian, and then he would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Rian said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make him gain weight, and then we turned his best friends against him. And then… Oh yeah, Zack - you know my friend Zack? He made out with his girlfriend, and we convinced her to break up with him. Oh, God, and we gave him foot cream instead of face wash.
[To Rian]
JACK: God! I am so sorry Rian. Really, I don’t know why I did this. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big gay crush on you! Suck on THAT! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
ALEX: Jack, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
ALEX: And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it.
ALEX: And I’m sorry for repeating it now.
ALEX: What are you supposed to be?
MATT: I’m a MOUSE. DUH.
(photo courtesy of alltimelowfanatic. love them!)
…sorry about my twitter updates. my internet is jagked so i can’t change it to off even though i did it 209247 times. fml, right?
Alex’s Grandmom: Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
(fuckyeahalexgaskarth <— good shit right there)
(the grandmom comment if because of the following video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L06P2Ho5wZ8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Falltimelowfanatic.tumblr.com%2F&feature=player_embedded)
![ALEX: What is that smell?JACK: Oh, Rian gave me some perfume.ALEX: You smell like a baby prostitute.JACK: [flattered] Thanks!
(letsgetjacked <— follow!)](http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp69rzhAHv1qzy5x3o1_400.png)
ALEX: What is that smell?
JACK: Oh, Rian gave me some perfume.
ALEX: You smell like a baby prostitute.
JACK: [flattered] Thanks!
(letsgetjacked <— follow!)
JACK: You want to do something fun?
JACK: You want to go to Taco Bell?
ALEX: I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET! God, Jack, you are SO stupid!
